Whale Chaser T-Shirts

Ahab would never find Moby now. In his stolen canoe, the whale was free of harpoons forever.'

"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Surfing koala.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Japanese Whaling

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Cat Zoom Meeting

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.