Whale Hunter Prints

'The whaling crews stopped coming here years ago - why do you ask?'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Thar she blows!'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Japanese Whaling

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."