Whale Watcher Gifts

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Pull...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Whale Watch Tours.

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"You'll never believe who's here."

'Another Ahab?'

'He snores.'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"I find the moniker 'Killer Whale' deeply upsetting, I mean, don't get me wrong, killing is what I do."

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

penguins playing golf

'It's Mooby Dick'

"Huh. In my memory he was a lot bigger."

Mopey Dick.

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Pier-pressure. The real reason whales beach themselves.

White Whale Brand Grog

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall