Whale Watcher Pillows

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'Pull...'

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

Whale Watch Tours.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"You'll never believe who's here."

'Another Ahab?'

"Huh. In my memory he was a lot bigger."

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

'He snores.'

Mopey Dick.

"I find the moniker 'Killer Whale' deeply upsetting, I mean, don't get me wrong, killing is what I do."

penguins playing golf

'It's Mooby Dick'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

Cap'n Rehab - 'I need to get over my obssession with chasing the white whale...'

White Whale Brand Grog

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Whale Piñata.

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."