Whale Watching Wonders Pillows

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Swan Fairy Tales

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'