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'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

Swan Fairy Tales

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bears catching fish

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'