Whale Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I'm looking for something that says, 'I'm sorry I bit off your leg.'"

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"What do you mean you're whale watching?"

"Oh no...my husband! Quick, hide!"

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'Herman Melville would have loved this.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'll be honest with you, I expected more based on your name."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"He's a keeper!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Thar she blows!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."