Whale Watcher's Delight Pillows

Watching Sea Life.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Polar bears

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"