Literary Whale Watcher Pillows

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Watching Sea Life.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Polar bears