Literary Whale Watcher T-Shirts

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Watching Sea Life.

Polar bears