Whale Seeker Mugs

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Beach con-man.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Try me/try me/try me...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Japanese Whaling

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...