Sea Life Supporter Pillows

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

The humpbacked whale.

"I don't do windows."

"You call it 'Rising Sea Levels'. . . we see it as the opening up a whole bunch of new dining opportunities."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lazy Octopus

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'