"We couldn't hire the cybersecurity candidate you sent us, he was saying too many scary things about our computers."
Network Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a network protector? Explore our collection of thoughtful and humorous items designed to recognize their crucial role in maintaining digital security and network integrity. Perfect for those who work behind the scenes to keep our digital world running smoothly.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Environmentalist
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"I love you too, big guy."
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
Privacy Conference Security
'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
Privacy - Surveillance
'More government surveillance!'
Global Warming Coming Soon!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Igloo for birds.
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
"That's an everblue."
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Network Protector Gifts Collection
Network Protector Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for network protectors—perfect for their morning coffee or tea while they keep our networks secure.
Network Protector Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add humor and personality to the workspace of any network protector, celebrating their role in a cozy, stylish way.
Network Protector Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate network protectors—ideal for decorating their office or workspace with a bit of inspiration and humor.
Network Protector T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for network protectors—fun and creative apparel that honors their crucial work in digital security.