Global Dominator Gifts

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The strong corna war

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

Computer He-male (email).

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'You're obsessing again.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

"He used to want to take over the world."

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

When Technology Attacks.

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."