Global Dominator Gifts

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

The strong corna war

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

China's Pacific Expansionism

Computer He-male (email).

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

When Technology Attacks.

Big frog in a small pond.com

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."