World Dominators Gifts

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Dust Bunny

Elderly People

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

Jazz Bagpipes

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

China's Pacific Expansionism

Computer He-male (email).

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"He used to want to take over the world."

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"