World Dominators Gifts

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Dust Bunny

Elderly People

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Computer He-male (email).

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

"He used to want to take over the world."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

When Technology Attacks.

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"