World Domination Jokers Gifts

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Photobooth Photobomb

Giggle.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Pinata Pranks

China's Pacific Expansionism

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Turkey draws picture of a human.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'Ha, ha -- Made you look!'

A court jester pitches a ball to a king.