World Domination Gifts

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Peace Locked in a Cage

Anti-war libra.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Munich Security Conference

Peace in Gaza?

'I can dream, can't I?'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

Oy Vey...

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

Israel-Palestine conflict.

World Peace Flower

Vladimir Putin

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

'You're obsessing again.'

"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."