World Domination Planner Gifts

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

God's Sticky Notes

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

'I can dream, can't I?'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Always be prepared."

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

'My backup special...'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

'The end is near.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

China's Pacific Expansionism

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

'You're obsessing again.'

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."