Document Dynast Mugs

Accountancy

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

In and Out Trays

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

Warrants.

Shredder, de-shredder.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..

"Big mistake getting him a video camera for Christmas."

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

Invaluable and Outvaluable

The Sinema Manchin Dynasty