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Accountancy

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Records?

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"We need a better piling system."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

In and Out Trays

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

Warrants.

Shredder, de-shredder.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"

It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..

"Big mistake getting him a video camera for Christmas."

"Tell me we didn't just send that message without the attachment."

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

'Where would we be without the right documentation?'

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

The Sinema Manchin Dynasty

It's Adams Time

Naval Institute. Innies. Outies.