Document Dynamo Mugs

Invaluable and Outvaluable

Shredder, de-shredder.

"This? Oh, I sprained my wrist signing all my mortgage papers with the notary last night!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

The power of the blog.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'