Document Dynamo Gifts

Invaluable and Outvaluable

Shredder, de-shredder.

"This? Oh, I sprained my wrist signing all my mortgage papers with the notary last night!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

'She posted her first blog today.'

In - Out - Pending.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

In-Out-Far Out.

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'