"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Writing Dynamo Gifts
Looking for a gift for a writing dynamo? Our collection features clever and charming items that honor their love for words and storytelling. Whether they’re penning novels, blogging, or journaling, these thoughtful gifts add a spark of creativity and humor to their routines. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for writing and inspire their next great idea.
Annual run-off at the mouth.
"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."
Networking
Romance
'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'
Cossack dancers
'She posted her first blog today.'
"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.
'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'
"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"
I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'
"I'm right here. Focused!"
Engineer on the move.
'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'
'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'
"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"
'I need a text-mail interpreter.'
'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''
Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.
The power of the blog.
"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"
When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.
"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."
'He's always looking for an argument!'
'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'
'He's already surfing without nappies!'
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.
'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'
"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."
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Writing Dynamo Gifts Collection
Writing Dynamo Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for writers and word lovers—perfect for fueling those creative mornings.
Writing Dynamo Pillows
Add personality to any writing space with our clever and cozy pillows for creators and wordsmiths.
Writing Dynamo Prints
Decorate their writing nook with prints that celebrate their passion for storytelling and creativity.
Writing Dynamo T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that speaks to a writer’s soul and inspires their daily storytelling journey.