Digital Dynamo Mugs

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Maybe now the damned search engines will find us."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'Honey, look how cute...The kids have started their own little business.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'

'My business card is large to accommodate my website URL, email, Twitter address, Facebook address, fax number, voice mail, private line number, cell number and Tumbir address.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is dead."

"Mr. Benton, I'm afraid your electronic health records got lost in the electronic shuffle."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'It was a great idea on paper . . .'

The power of the blog.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

'I'm afraid your memory card has Amnesia.'

Powerful computer

We're encouraging customers to pay bills online. That's how we put the green in going green.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Networking

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

....Now press "delete"...

'When you see this lock, our conversation is secure.'

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"

'I had my web page redesigned.'

Computer virus keeps employee home in bed.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

"My eyes are burning - I think I'm being Googled."

"I know why it's not working properly. You bought the iPad Amateur instead of the iPad Pro."

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

"What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?"

"I could ask me 12 year old to translate this email..."

"Hey Jason. Last month called. It wants its technology back."

"Please remember to text me to remind me to check my email, in case someone's sent me a direct message about my blog."