Drum Dynamo Mugs

"You can stuff open mic night!!"

the world's first music critic...

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

In - Out - Pending.

A holiday at home

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

The power of the blog.

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"