Document Manager Gifts

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

InOutYada Yada.

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Records?

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

"We need a better piling system."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

In and Out Trays

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Paper Trail

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."