Master Of The Document Dungeon Gifts

In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I think they're up to something.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

In and Out Trays

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Files of Doom

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

'In, out, fiddling.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"