Dust Dominator T-Shirts

Dust Bunny

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Elderly People

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Jazz Bagpipes

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Human Dust Buster

Born To Raise Dirt

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing