Chilly Morning Warrior Gifts

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Giraffe Umbrella

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

I hate monday mornings.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Business man sees himself as a shark

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"Awake and doing great"

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Little League Umbrellas

"Stu's not a morning person."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

Back to Work

Watering a plant in the rain.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'