4th Of July Party Gifts

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

His New Grillfriend

Canape?

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You like yours well done, right?"

'It's baseball season!'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

US National holiday

John F. Kennedy

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

The Martini is invented.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

The Idea of America.

Barbecue

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Lucky Stars.