4th Of July Bbq Gifts

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

US National holiday

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

John F. Kennedy

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Men's cooking'

"Come and get it!"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'