4th Of July Celebration Pillows

"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Steak Ted?'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'It's baseball season!'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

UNFADED GLORY

US National holiday

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

John F. Kennedy

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

The Idea of America.