Fourth Of July Fan Pillows

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"You like yours well done, right?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

John F. Kennedy

US National holiday

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

The Idea of America.

Lucky Stars.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Thank God It's Friday.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Footing The Bill

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'