US National holiday
Fourth Of July Celebrant Pillows
Add a splash of patriotism to their home this Fourth of July with cozy, stylish pillows featuring playful and prideful designs that celebrate American freedom.
Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
Every barbecue has its winners and losers.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
'Steak Ted?'
"I've just barbecued my head again."
"Happy St Patrick’s Day"
"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"
"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."
"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."
"You like yours well done, right?"
"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"
John F. Kennedy
Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.
'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'
The Idea of America.
Lucky Stars.
"Well-done, alright?"
"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"
"It's a cookout-act stupid!"
'I couldn't remember your exact age.'
'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'
Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.
'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'
The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.
Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!
Footing The Bill
"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."
The Month of July
'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'
Fourth Of July Celebrant Pillows Collection
Fourth Of July Celebrant Mugs
Explore our collection of patriotic mugs—great for Fourth of July celebrations or everyday pride—filled with humor, charm, and American spirit.
Fourth Of July Celebrant Prints
Decorate their home or office with vibrant Fourth of July prints that showcase their love for the red, white, and blue, and celebrate American independence in style.
Fourth Of July Celebrant T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to celebrate Independence Day? Check out our patriotic t-shirts that blend humor and pride for memorable Fourth of July wear.