July 4th Party Pillows

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

21st century water cooler conversations.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

Party Animals.

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'Steak Ted?'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium