Treasure Trove Dreamer Gifts

"Oh, crap. Another worthless scrap of tin!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

(Camel paintings)

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Tourists in Egypt

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

A Tumble Cow

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'