Treasure Trove Dreamer Gifts

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

(Camel paintings)

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Tourists in Egypt

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A Tumble Cow

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'