Buried Treasure Dreamer Gifts

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

(Camel paintings)

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

A Tumble Cow

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Saved...life is good!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Early on-line shopping

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Public footpath on a desert island.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.