Buried Treasure Dreamer Mugs

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

(Camel paintings)

New Guy.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Daddy's working from home today."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saved...life is good!

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Early on-line shopping

A Tumble Cow

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Public footpath on a desert island.