Buried Treasure Mugs

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Treasure Island Book.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Missing Easter Egg

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'Interesting business plan.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.