Buried Treasure Gifts

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Missing Easter Egg

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'Interesting business plan.'