Stone Age Dreamer Mugs

"Someday I hope to have a whole complex of caves."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Ballet dancer.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Experts through the ages.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.