Medieval Dreamer Mugs

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid