Medieval Dreamer Gifts

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'