Treasure Hunting Fans Gifts

And Here the Cap'n Buried His Treasure: '...and it won't be showing up on me tax returns neither argh!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Treasure Island Book.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"...it's another metal detector."

Dept. of the Treasury

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"