Tiny Treasure Admirer Gifts

Santa spots stocking hanging up outside mousehole.

Pony Rides

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Cold Beers and Skiers

Haunted museum

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

Tourist

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

Girl collects hotel toiletries.