Small Wonders Admirer Gifts

Hummingbird deflates parachute.

Pony Rides

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I get it!"

Haunted museum

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Humming Bird's Hum.

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

Stonehenge Imitation

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Flea and tick circus'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Tourist

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Most Annoying Bark

'... and that one is yours!'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'