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Hummingbird deflates parachute.

Pony Rides

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I get it!"

Haunted museum

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"They ruin the landscape!"

Stonehenge Imitation

Humming Bird's Hum.

History Department

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'Flea and tick circus'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Tourist

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Most Annoying Bark

'... and that one is yours!'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Turin Shroud...