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"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

Humming Bird's Hum.

Butterfly Woman

Bumble Bee

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Caliologist

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"I get it!"

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

"Harpy Hour."

"They ruin the landscape!"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

Butterfly Woman

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

There was something fishy about this jump,

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Fifi"

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

Sara Sampaio

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Baaaa....humbug.

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

'Bartender, another round of SNOWBALLS!!'