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"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

The Book Club

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Oh course!'

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

It's much easier on my knees.

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Yesterday, I invented the wheel... and this morning it was stolen!"

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

"Woo-hoo! The world's first wheel!"