Wonders T-Shirts

Sunnuva...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"What a sad species humans are!"

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Stonehens

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

"Do you offer a warranty?"

Decadence

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

"Now remember, let me do the talking. I've been through this before.. Twice."

Christmas Day - Early Risers

Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"Do I have fourteen days to change my mind if I don't like being married?"

'Your Kentucky weather will change in a heartbeat...I'm just getting used to it.'

'Now what?'

"Got a head cold?"